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Spelling Bless

She: How do you spell ‘hallelujah’? 1st He: H-A-L-L 2nd He: So, does it have 2 L’s? 1st He: Oh, now you’re confusing me. 2nd He: I’s just asking… 1st He: (To the woman) Tell me to spell ‘glory’. I can do that!

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Have I Told You…?

Lyndsy beranjak dari meja tempat dia dari tadi duduk sambil makan salad semangkuk kecil seharga $2.49 dan minum air putih. Di meja lain seorang lelaki gundul, berkaos basket dengan nomor 95–yang membuat tato beragam rupa berkibar cerah. Si Gundul: Have I told you you look cute today? Lyndsy:…