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Puasa 2.0

Misdi: Halo, Om. Nanti sore kalau ke masjid aku bareng ya? Sastro: Wah, bos. Aku gak puasa hari ini. Sungkan mau ikut makan di masjid. Misdi: Wah, sakit apa bos? Sastro: Nggak sakit-sakit apa gitu sih… Tadi pagi gak sahur. Misdi: Lha kan tempo hari sudah–berapa hari?–dua hari…

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Selamat berbuka puasa…

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Fake Walmart Smile

Misdi: … , so that’s why I returned. Walmart Associate 1: Well, that’s actually your own responsibility young man. Misdi: So why did you put that thing there in the first place if eventually you blame us for its glitches? (Tiba-tiba dari belakang terdengar.) Customer: Howye doing, Cathy?…

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Bill Clinton’s 1993 Cadillac Fleetwood (photo taken by yours truly at Clinton Presidential Museum, Little Rock, AR)

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This Is an Emergency

Abu Saddam: … so, you can please express your condolence and show your sympathy to brother Nasheed. Orang Berbaju Kotak2: Excuse me brother. This is an emergency… (wajahnya terlihat separuh puas, karena sudah lama dia berdiri di depan jamaah, menunggu Abu Saddam menyelesaikan pengumuman.) Abu Saddam: Brother… Orang…

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A Lion Sign

Anak: Daddy… (dengan wajah bangun tidur, muncul di depan pintu kamar kerja bapak.) Bapak: Mau apa, le? Pipis ta? Anak: I want to drink. Bapak: (Meninggalkan meja kerja dan mengikuti anak ke dapur.) Anak: (Terlihat kaget waktu lampu ruang tamu, di antara kamar tidur dan dapur, dinyalakan.) What…

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@slametpramono koyok fans-e slank, fans-e elvis yo mesti onok masiyo acara kampanye clinton 😀

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[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOw0oRkGIJM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0&w=500&h=375] What’s Going on Between University of Arkansas and Bikes?  (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)